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世界上什么人一下子变老

1&nbs; 世界上什么人一下子变老?&nbs;
&nbs; &nbs; 答案新娘因为今天是新娘,明天是老婆
2&nbs; 一颗心值多少钱?
&nbs; &nbs; 答案1亿因为一心一意嘛!
3&nbs; 台风天气要带多少钱才能出门?
&nbs; &nbs; 答案四千万因为台风天气没"事千万"不要出门
4&nbs; 要考试了,不能看什么书?
&nbs; &nbs; 答案百科全书(百科全输)
5&nbs; 如果明天就是世界末日,为什么今天就有人想自杀?
&nbs; &nbs; [答案]去天堂占位置
6&nbs; 提问:布和纸怕什么?
&nbs; &nbs; 回答:布怕一万,纸怕万一。
&nbs; &nbs; 原因:不(布)怕一万,只(纸)怕万一。
7&nbs; 提问:铅笔姓什么?
&nbs; &nbs; 回答:萧
&nbs; &nbs; 原因:削(萧)铅笔。
8&nbs; 提问:麒麟到了北极会变成什么?
&nbs; &nbs; &nbs; 回答:冰淇凌。
&nbs; &nbs; 原因:冰淇凌(冰麒麟)。
9&nbs; 提问:从1到9哪个数字最勤劳,哪个数字最懒惰?
&nbs; &nbs; &nbs; 回答:1懒惰;2勤劳
&nbs; &nbs; &nbs; 原因:一(1)不做二(2)不休。
10&nbs; 提问:怎样使麻雀安静下来?
&nbs; &nbs; &nbs; 回答:压它一下。
&nbs; &nbs; &nbs; 原因:鸦雀无声(压雀无声)。论文
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